rememberdecember:

denimandflowers:

fuckyeahvoldemort:

Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with.

Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I am Lord Voldemort.

Stranger: Awesome.

Stranger: I’m harry potter

Stranger: I kill choo :P

You: Ohmygawwwd!

You: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW I’M ALIVE

Stranger: Be afraid.

You: Never.

You: Beware, Potter.

Stranger: You killed my parents, jerk.

You: Death eaters are coming for you as we speak

You: You and your family.

Stranger: I’ll defeat them!

You: Never!

Stranger: I always win :D

You: The Dark Lord shall rise again!

Stranger: Ya that’s why you die :P

You: -tear-

You: Why are you so mean, Harry?

Stranger: Cry my child, cryyyy

Stranger: It’s how i was raised :P

You: The only reason why I pretend to act tough is because you’re always stealing the spotlight :[

You: Harry Potter this. Harry Potter that.

Stranger: Hahaha I like to flaunt my amazingness

You: You’re a jerk

You: :/

Stranger: i know you’re jealous.

Stranger: I’d be jealous if I was you too.

You: Who wouldn’t be?

You: U r 2 sex-c

Stranger: mhmm *Shakes bootay*

Stranger: I know how to work my magic ;)

submitted by (simplysimplylemon).

This made me laugh !